AllLovePointstoSirens
Hello my name is Ashley:)
I'm 19 almost 20!
Love Doctor Who, Adventure Time, Harry Potter, Pokémon and whatever else I post up on my tumblr!!
I'm a random person and love meeting new people.
~AllLovePointstoSirens
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Anonymous asked: I'm at work and I'm about to cry. I don't want to cry, can you say something funny?


Answer:

xekstrin:

mylife-beliike:

i-do-it-for-the-lesbians:

ONE TIME AT SCHOOL LET ME REMIND YOU I GO TO AN ALL GIRLS CATHOLIC HIGH SCHOOL SO THEY ALL WEAR SHOIRT ASS SKIRTS OKAY SO ONE TIME THIS GIRL LIKE TRIPPED AND HER SKIRT FLEW UP AND MY FRIEND WAS LIKE TIFFANH GO FUCKING HELP HER UP AND I WAS LIKE PARALYZED STARING AT HER ASS AND THEN MY FRIEND WAS LIKE FUCKING SHIT TIFFANY YOU USELESS LESBIAN AND SHE LITERALLY HIT ME WITH A BIBLE AND I HAVE NO REGRETS NONE

This kills me every time

"TIFFANY YOU USELESS LESBIAN"

fandoms-have-taken-over-my-life:

winstonplaysdrumsatsoundcheck:

ladysaviours:

madehimsaycomfychairs:

sexonarope:

laughingsquid:

Star Drunk, A Short Sci-Fi Action Film Written & Acted by Drunk People

I lost it at Gorgonzola.

My favorite part is the guy who just keeps going “… no … no - ” in between his lines like he just knows he’s fucking up but can’t stop it.

YOU STEPPED INTO THE WRONG PART OF THE GALAXY, CAPTAIN PHASERBRAIN.

THERE’S NO DAY IN SPACE

IDIOT

YOUR CAPTAINITY IS OVER

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